Gizzmonkey

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Bear, DE
Job: Pro Paintballer

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6 Reviews | 2 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Baka-san: Short 3

"God this was hilarious"

submission: Baka-san: Short 3
date: August 19, 2006

I love this, I'm adding this to my favorites. "Is that a snake in your pants, or do you just have a really long penis?" "No, its a snake". Ingenious.

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Score: 3
Nightmare House

"Sucks ass"

submission: Nightmare House
date: July 7, 2006

This game sucks, it was good until I got to the part with the Board and I had to take out the nails with the Hammer...Which I couldn't. I spent about 15 minutes trying every way I could think of trying to get those damn nails out. So until you fix that or make that pat easier somehow this game sucks feet.

Author's Response:

Just use the tip of the hammer

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Score: 6
Thing-Thing 3

"Good, but sucks"

submission: Thing-Thing 3
date: May 23, 2006

You relied to much on jumping, when I hear Thing Thing I think one thing: Run and Gun. This game doesn't have that its just jumping and shooting. Which, in my opinion, sucks. Sorry, but it deserves a 6...

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Score: 5
Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3

"Slightly Funny"

date: April 19, 2006

But kind of childish, wasn't really any violence, just lots of headbutting. The voices were annoying as hell. And the animation wasn't really crappy, but better than anything I could do...

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 10
Pixel Monsters

"Great Game"

submission: Pixel Monsters
date: April 12, 2006

Its real fun, has a retro-like graphic and style of gameplay. The song was kind of annoying though. And for violence didn't really see any blood, but there still was violence. Interactivity was at maxium. And it was to see two pixel monsters fighting for glory. Lastly, I'm rank 3 last time I checked with Cube...

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Score: 9
- :: Commando 3 :: -

"Its alright"

date: April 6, 2006

But it needs auto aiming, I got so pissed when my guys just stood their like retards while the enemy was about 10 feet away. Other than that the game was great.

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